When you start shipping a ship unexpectedly
random spots of pain because of how I’ve been sitting/laying… joy… meh… I’ll get over it…
We were out in the sun all day and then we went and got a case of Mike’s hard and a Smirnoff iced and we had one and then ended up passing out for an hour and now I am trying to get her to wake up for a bit but it is ten now so maybe not worth it. But Once is on and I want to stay up for a bit.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
Demons - Imagine Dragons
"I want to hide the truth
I want to shelter you
But with the beast inside
There’s nowhere we can hide.”
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
For all the people who said Ellen didn’t tip the kid …. here’s the proof that she did indeed tip quite generously.
Kitten and her first laptop
f is for friends that hurt you
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Save the bees. They’ll thank you by pollinating what will be your food.
You dense motherfuckers
According to Einstein, we have four years to live if the bees disappear.
SAVE THE FUCKING BEES
Plant bee-friendly flowers and don’t use pesticides and chemicals in your garden.
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
CHAMPION OF THE
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
FOR EV ERY ONE!
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”