May 2013
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
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thistleandtheraven:
Well, seems like lots of people aren’t in very good moods today.
This is bound to cheer somebody up.
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piglii:
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davedirk:
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lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
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Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
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princeowl:
when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
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haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
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I will never understand why people complain about someone cutting their hair… you’re not fucking maintaining it.
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the meow of a cat is so soothing to me and will always put a smile on my face~
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idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I’M AT HOME AND THAT I NEED TO HAVE A TAB WITH A SAFE THING ON IT WHEN I’M READING YAOI INCASE SOMEONE COMES IN
AND I THOUGHT THAT I WAS OKAY ON TUMBLR FOR SOME REASON AND THERE’S JUST THE YAOIBLOGS POSTING ON THE PAGE AND I JUST SERLGUSEPGINS;SG
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trixify:
I’ll be your Naruto if you be my Sasuke. And when I say this I don’t mean leave me for 3 years, then come back to try and beat me. No. I mean the type you see in doujinshi and fan fiction.
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If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
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Let’s see… this week I managed to apply for a job at Publix, defeated three boss levels in CoM, get a couple of worlds done in BBS and obtain a new fan for my room.
Next week’s goal is to build a pillow fort out of the pillows in my room…
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Always have your victory dance ready!
spooner-sticks-a-fork-in-it:
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zackisontumblr:
you (◕‿◕✿) are (◕‿◕✿) stressing (◕‿◕✿) me (◕‿◕✿) out (◕‿◕✿) go away (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
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noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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