Smile and Confuse
please stop reblogging the Doof post

levi-ravioli-universe:

leonhardt-relatable:

levi-ravioli-universe:

When friends play the victim role when really they’re the ones that fucking did it

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Oh my god
Oh mY GOD

tags → #attack on titan 

this is why i hate taking naps… i feel like i am still dead when i wake up from them and everything is off…. 

Makoto Does You

blarghgoestheoctopus:

makotohana:

imagine-makoto-tachibana:

fallenh:

attackonzombie:

makochantachibanana:

HEADPHONES PLEASE!!

And if you say “I did it with an orca” we’re gonna have a huge problem on our hands XD

Translation by me:


Yeah.

Amazing.

More comes out from touching it.

This is no good. I wanna eat you.

You too? Do you want me too?

It’s okay ❤

Do you mean it?

Does it really… feel good?

Me too— me too!

Like, AMAZING good~

Holy shit.

You’re making a great face.

Your voice. Let me hear it.

Oh fuck, just from hearing you… I’m already like this.

I don’t even know what to do with myself.

Your body— your noises— your scent— everything.

I can’t stop it—

Wait—

I wanna see it. The face you make.

You’re beautiful.

*violent orgasming*

I should be working on my 3DMG for this weekend but I decided to listen to this six times instead to translate it for y’all. No headphones fuck da police I’m an adult.

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TRANSLATION *replays 100 times*

ngl these always sound like someone eating really good spaghetti to me 

And yup we’re all sitting around the christmas tree and here I am with headphones listening to audio sex 

Oh dayuuuuummmm! Fuck yeah!

Fuck

opuestos:

Adoring /cm/ more than I should today. :x
Happy Father’s Day.
Source: Deviantart

opuestos:

Adoring /cm/ more than I should today. :x

Happy Father’s Day.

Source: Deviantart

tags → #marvel #xmen #; 3; 
palettesky:

(finally managed to break away from suho, he’s the worst muse i’ve ever had omg… but seigou feels are just as important ! i think there is an arabian nights au design for them already, but i’m sorry i was too lazy too look it up kk~)

palettesky:

(finally managed to break away from suho, he’s the worst muse i’ve ever had omg… but seigou feels are just as important ! i think there is an arabian nights au design for them already, but i’m sorry i was too lazy too look it up kk~)

Wanna know what happens when you refuse to listen to Makoto when he told you to get up? | Well no more mister nice guy (well he'll go back after 5 seconds)

makochantachibanana:

ENJOY

good morning,
eh? you are still sleepy? 
No you can’t, we will be late again.
hm? 5 more mins?
not that again… 
you said that and fell asleep yesterday and the day before.
its no use making those sounds, its not gonna work today.
here, hurry up and change your clothes. 
lets go together.

*then here’s when Makoto gets tired of your sh!t after you refuse to get up from bed for the 1000th time*

cadaver-noire:

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

TRUE

ShadoCon might not be a thing now that I’ve found out that I’m not allowed to request days off from October-December. Not that it matters since my season ends in November, but the chances of me getting that weekend off is slim.

headuuur:

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

http://i.imgur.com/kh5zcw1.gif

tags → #flashy #gif #armadillo 

scarecrowartist:

eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:

Look What The Creator Of Kingdom Hearts Has Done To Batman


So basically….

Batman is a lost keyblade warrior……..

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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tags → #if only.... 

yurihooves:

they cant cancel korra what about korrasami? im calling the police

not cancelled. just not airing on tv. they will be releasing episodes online now.

apparently they realized how much they butchered their characters in season 2, killing their viewing audience, and while they have weak attempts on bringing them back this season, they’ve gone and given up on letting new viewers come into play since a majority of their views come from online anyways.

I am in desperate need of a cuddle session with someone or give me chocolate or a delicious soup… 

catswort:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

tags → #video #vine #PERFECT 

fyeahkaorumori:

Sleeping Beauty figure by Kaoru Mori.

(Source: memoriesofsayuri.blogspot.fi)